if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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