JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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