you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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