ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Randomize
