Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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