Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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