it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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