I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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