why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
