he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
try to milk me bitch
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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