best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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