I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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