a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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