i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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