Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
