Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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