Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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