Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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