Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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