Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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