i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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