I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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