As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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