Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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