I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
