if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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