So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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