No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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