All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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