all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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