This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
bring money and cleavage
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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