no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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