I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
vagina is talking i cant
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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