I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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