it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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