like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I don't deserve a penis
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
All I want is dick and wine.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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