Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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