I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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