at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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