just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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