your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My hand turned me down
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
