just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
