If that was your dad, he is hot
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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