just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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