I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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