Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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