i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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