her vagine was all disorganized.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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