Joe is yelling at the trees again.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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