Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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