Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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