So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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