I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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