i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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